Incensed by the growing sales of  soy, rice and almond milk in grocery stores, many dairy farmers are coming forward and asking that term "milk" be reserved for milk from cow, goat, sheep, water buffalo and other mammals. "Milk comes from breasts and not from plants", one farmer told us. " I don't know why grocery stores will allow the other ... Read More

The X-37B, a secret spacecraft, that was launched into space this week by the Air Force, has been revealed to be in a secret extra-terrestrial mission. A senior Air Force official told us on condition of anonymity that the Air Force has been negotiating for years with Extra-Terrestrial leaders from the secret planet of koros for the release of some prisoners ... Read More

A Utah woman was sentenced to 30 days at home with an ankle monitor for blindfolding her husband and promising him a surprise before hitting him in the head with a hammer.  Asked why she hit her husband with a hammer, she said it was because she could not find something better. The 38 year old husband, who suffered ... Read More

The Republican controlled legislature in Arizona passed two  bills this week that have infuriated people all across the country.  First, it was Senate Bill 1070 that requires local law enforcement to determine an individual's immigration status if an officer suspects that a person is in the country illegally.  Then, it was the "Birther" bill that requires Arizona's Secretary of State ... Read More

Fresh from their victory in collecting required signatures to put a measure to legalize marijuana on the California's November ballot, several proponents of the California marijuana bill are shifting their sight to Washington and are proposing a new law that will declare  April 20, as a Marijuana Holiday. "This holiday would be an occasion to remember some of our famous weed ... Read More

Voters in Tracy, Tennessee,  chose for mayor by a landslide Carl Robin Geary, who died weeks before the election, over incumbent mayor Barbara Brock . "It was a fight made in heaven  and the heaven's resident won", said a United Nations election observer. As Tennessee is becoming the laughing stock of the nation, state officials worry about how the state will ... Read More

Europeans breathed a sign of relief today over reports that the ash from the Iceland volcano, which has caused Europe to cancel over 64000 flights at great expense to its economy, is finally moving away. While many meteorologists expect the ash to reach Canada in the next few days, unreported however is a  spat between Canada and US over the US' ... Read More

A man was charged by the police in South Carolina for hitting another man in the head with a snake. The attack occurred after an argument between two hotel guests, when police said, the attacker returned with a python and smacked the victim in the head with the animal. The attacker was charged with "assault with a deadly serpent" and has ... Read More

A lawsuit in Florida to determine who owns the right to the "Tea Party" name is pitting several tea party groups against one another. Groups like the "Lipton Tea Party", claim that the "Tea Party" name belongs them because they are the true Americans among the tea party groups.  In its lawsuit, the Lipton Tea Party is accusing groups like the ... Read More

A burglary suspect who was caught dangling  from the ventilation system of a Maryland convenience store,  told police he was playing hide-and-seek. The man told deputies he was playing hide-and-seek on the roof with other adults and decided to hide in the ventilation system. He said the other players couldn't figure out where he was and stopped ... Read More