10 Things not to do in Arizona

With the Immigration law and the law banning social studies in effect, below are 10 things not to do in Arizona:

1. Don’t Drive in a funeral procession. With the drug wars in Mexico, the authorities may believe that you are burying a family member from Mexico. If you drive in a funeral procession, the entire procession may be taken to jail and the corpse sent to Mexico.

2. Don’t tell your kids about the Civil War. If you do, you will be violating the law banning teaching social studies when you reach the topic on slavery.

3. Don’t go to a tanning salon. If you come out with a tan, you will definitely look Hispanic. If you don’t have a US passport with you, good luck with your freedom.

4. Don’t eat tacos. Don’t eat tacos and do not go to restaurants that serve tacos.  You definitely have Mexican tendencies and may be one.

5.  Don’t learn a foreign language. Whether you are speaking Chinese, French, German, Hebrew,  the police will think it is Spanish and will get you.

6.  Don’t drive a van with family members…