February, 2011

Poll: Keith Olbermann is a Bad Website Designer

Congressman: I May Be Mental But I Can Do My Job

At CNN: Chicken Sandwich Without the Chicken

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Wife Wants Daughter’s Name Changed to “Twitter”

Wife Wants Daughter’s Name Changed to “Twitter”

An Egyptian man who decided to name his recently born baby girl “Facebook” is now facing push-back from the girl’s mother who preferred the name “Twitter”.  The dispute was finally resolved when the couple compromised and renamed the baby “Google”.

Woman Offered $1 to Settle 16 Million Dollar Lawsuit

Woman Offered $1 to Settle 16 Million Dollar Lawsuit

A woman who claimed that she was cheated out of her share of a 16 million dollar lottery ticket winning has been offered $1.00 to settle the lawsuit that she filed seeking part of the money .  “We believe it’s a fair offer,” said an eyewitness who was present when the offer was made.  “This way, she gets some…

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Wisconsin Republicans: “Arrest Democrats.”

Wisconsin Republicans: “Arrest Democrats.”

Stunned by the disappearance of Democratic legislators who, along with thousands of workers, students and union supporters, are  fighting a proposal by the Wisconsin Republican legislature to slash collective bargaining rights for public workers, the Republican Governor has ordered the democrats arrested.  No word yet on the punishment, if they are convicted of the disappearance charge.  However, under a…

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The Most Stupid Criminals of Florida

The Most Stupid Criminals of Florida

All of these suspects are innocents before being proven guilty.  However, if they are found guilty of the crimes that the police say that they have committed, that will make theme the most stupid criminals in Florida.  Here is a partial list:

New Mad Chicken Disease Alarms Experts

New Mad Chicken Disease Alarms Experts

The recent discovery of the string of the mad cow disease in chickens is generating concerns among health experts.  No death has been reported but experts believe that the disease may have first originated among roosters in cockfighting and is now spreading to the entire chicken population.

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White House: Ipad Cheaper than Paper

Mubarak: “I Am Rich! You are Not.”