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Christians Regroup after Apocalypse Day Miscalculation
Published on 22 May, 2011 at 5:48 in Religion | | No Comments
Many Christians across the Globe expressed confusion yesterday when the day went without the doomsday scenario that many predicted would occur on May 21, 2011. Some followers who have given away their life savings in anticipation of that day said that the delay was a further test from God to persevere in their faith. Many others who were at rapture parties when…
Prominent Pastor: World Ends Tomorrow
Published on 20 May, 2011 at 16:33 in Religion | | No Comments
A prominent pastor in Florida is preaching that the world will end tomorrow, with all believers going to heaven and everyone else being left behind. The pastor has reportedly spent years of studying the bible to come up with the exact date for the end of the world.
Many people are taking him seriously. As a result, many…
Are Terrorists Using Porn for Research?
Published on 15 May, 2011 at 10:12 in Politics | | No Comments
Bin Laden hated America and saw us as a depraved country where women go to the beach in bikinis instead of covering themselves with Burqas. First I wondered what he was doing with the porn cache. Then I thought about it and concluded that it might have been for research, at least that’s what I assume that he must have…
Sarah Palin’s Conversation with God
Published on 9 May, 2011 at 19:46 in Politics | | No Comments
One day, God paid a visit to the Governor of Alaska.
“Sarah,” he said, “Do you remember how Moses guided his people out of Egypt?”
Sarah Palin: “Yes, God. My pastor just told me about it. I would like to do the same for my party”
God: “Good. I am going to help you do that.”
Palin:”How?”
God: “First, I will help you make a lot…
Palin Slams Obama on Bin Laden’s Photo
Published on 4 May, 2011 at 20:30 in Politics | | No Comments
Reacting to President Obama’s decision not to release a photo of the deceased bin Laden, Sarah Palin accused Obama today of “pussy-footing”. On her twitter page, she claims that showing the photo would be a warning to others seeking America’s destruction. No word on how she came to this conclusion. However, it has been reported that both the Secretary of Defense and…
Palin Praises Former President Bush for Bin Laden’s Death
Published on 3 May, 2011 at 9:44 in Politics | | No Comments
Displaying the partisan politics that made her a darling of the right, Sarah Palin, the former vice-presidential candidate, in a speech at Colorado Christian University, did not mention President Obama by name while praising President Bush for Bin Laden’s death.
In a speech during his 2008 presidential campaign, Obama had said that “If the United States has al Qaeda, bin Laden,…
Picture of Osama Bin Laden Dead?
Published on 2 May, 2011 at 10:02 in World | | No Comments
Here is an unverified reported picture of Osama Bin Laden Dead. My mom always told me to always say something good about the dead: GOOD.
Below is the type of helicopter that was used in the attack that killed Bin Laden