The Coed Prison Where Nothing is Illegal

Have you been convicted of a crime?  If so, ask to serve your sentence at the San Antonio prison.  At the San Antonio prison, smoking marijuana or snorting cocaine is not illegal,  you can have guns, multiple sex partners within or from outside the prison with no problem. There is a cockfighting arena for animal abusers to place bets (The public is also invited).

If you just simply want to have fun, you can just relax in one of the swimming pools, with your shot of whiskey in your hand, while  enjoying your barbecue.  Did I mention that you can get satellite television and air conditioning. However, before asking a judge to send you to the San Antonio prison in Texas,  you will need to look at a map and get a passport, because, as reported by the NY Times, the San Antonio prison is in Venezuela